Tuesday 23 November 2010

Under Pressure.






Tolbert Comes Running To The Rescue.

Tolbert owes the Lottery Head Coach a new TV.

When Coach Andy hit the hay late late late on Sunday night sleep came easily as his valiant Lottery held a twenty point lead over play off contenders Bone Rocks. By Tuesday morning the Lottery Coach was busy purchasing a new TV after putting his foot through his old one in an attempt to stop Chargers RB Mike Tolbert from ruining yet another weekend!
The Bones pick up of Tolbert demonstrates to the rest of the league that the Rocks are indeed the real deal. With rookie RB Matthews out Coach Lars knew that Tolbert would carry the load for the Chargers and carry the Bones to an important victory.


Ttttaylor Tttriumphant.

Has Yoda pressed this button?

Yoda retains his Number 2 rank overall despite dropping this one to divisional rival Tttaylor. Tttaylor has now won four on the spin and has closed to within one in the group of death. Yoda responded to his fourth defeat of the season with a flurry of activity moving players to and from his bench in a move that can only described as panic. Tttaylor take on the Bone Rocks in Week 12 in arguably the season's biggest game thus far!


A Record Breaking Week For The Super Swedes.

Unhappy Baptist fans.

For a moment during the late Sunday night games the Swedes held the record for the most points ever scored in a single week in the history of CNFLE. They would lose that record later that night but not the far more important W. The Swedes, who start and finish like the NFL's very own Chargers, now stand at 7 & 4, 2nd in their division and ranked 4th overall. However, if the playoffs were today, the Swedes would miss out.
The Baptists are now officially the worst ranked team in the league and as such would be awarded the first round pick in next years draft should they choose to return. Right now that's about all they have to look forward to.

The Division On-One Wants To Win.

French Leader has his mind on more important matters.

The French Leader, once thought to be missing in action, wins a huge divisional match up against 79FC. Despite leaving RB Jackson and his 27.90pts on the bench the Leader won this one with a bit to spare thanks to stand out performances from QB Rogers and a couple of huge rushes from RB McCoy. This win leaves the Leader, 79FC and the Disco all standing at 6&5. With only 3 weeks to go until the playoffs its hard to imagine the wildcard coming from this division. It's win or bust for these three teams.

Is The Pressure Too Much For The Rook?

The Rook's head.

For the second week running the Rook had the chance to become the first Coach to guarantee his team a playoff berth and for the second week running he failed. At 9 & 2 he still leads the field by 2 with 3 left to play but he'll to win one of those to avoid the wrath of Bench Warmer fans nationwide.
Royale with TD's stay in the hunt with this victory and sit one game behind the Swedes. Week 12 sees the Swedes and Royale battle it out in arguably the season's biggest game thus far!
  


"A moderate total is predicted for the Factory this week."

  (Carl and Bob Week 11 Preview.)





If The Playoffs Were Today.

(1) Bench Warmers v The Bone Rocks (4)

(2) Yoda From Wales v 79FC (3)

So,  just like last week, 9 teams still have a chance to make the hallowed turf of the playoffs.  But with only 3 regular season games to go its time for you to decide...are you a man or a mouse?

Eeek.

David Marrs.





1 comment:

  1. Awesome, a great read! And I'll most certainly be on the lookout for these (stupid) Thursday night games.

    Just took a closer look at my opponent this week - that's a pretty awesome team the Royales has going over there. But hey, I'm the Chargers of the CNFLE II - can't be beat in the later part of the season (only to go down in flames in the playoffs...?)!

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