Wednesday 17 November 2010

It Makes No Sense!

It Makes No Sense.

Favre costs his team the game.


Is Brett Favre a Hall of Fame legitimate candidate? Not in the eyes of Lottery fans thats for sure. With Brees on a bye Coach Andy went with the oldest gun-slinger in town watched in horror Favre's 3 interceptions duly tossed away any chance the Lottery had of extending their win streak.
For the Bench Warmers this was the fifth time this season that they've won a match up without having to break 100pts. They are 10 & 1. They lead the league. They are the fourth lowest scoring team in the league. It makes no sense I tell ya!


It Makes No Sense.

Could French Leader make an appearance?


Can anyone remember the French Leader? A promising start to the season began to sour after 3 defeats on the spin left them stand at 4 & 5 with Yoda to play in week 10. Defeat to Yoda would leave the Leader at 4 & 6 and dump them out of the wild card race. One problem. Yoda's not Yoda anymore! Even a team with a losing record can beat Yoda! This was not meant to happen. Yoda now leads Division 2 with the chasing pack looking stronger each week. Week 11 sees the little green muppet up against a resurgent Tttaylor. Yoda to miss out on the playoffs? You heard it here first. If French Leader can turn over 79FC (who are crap and brilliant and crap again) they could go top of Division 3. French Leader to make the playoffs? It makes no sense I tell ya!

It Makes No Sense.

The Disco D.  0 pts.

How is it possible to win a game by posting 73.92? You evoke the vodoo magic of the leagues luckiest team. With a schedule softer than Donovan McNabb's belly the Frogs may yet makes the playoffs and in this most ridiculous of seasons they could win the whole darn show. The Baptists elected to go with the 'No K' offensive. This is without doubt the worse team in the league, poor from QB to D and at everything position in-between. At the start of the season the Baptists were being hailed as master strategists and now they try to win a match up without a kicker? It makes no sense I tell ya!



 It Makes No Sense.

Thomas.  Just as good as White.  Honest.


Fear Factory became one of many teams not to turn up against Yoda in week 9. With so many empty spaces on the Factory roaster rumours began to spread that perhaps the Fear had thrown in the towel, that they had quit the league. But the coaches of this league are men of integrity, proud men who will keep the faith until the fat lady does indeed sing. Not that it mattered, the Factory lost once again.
After losing to the mighty Lottery in week 9 the Swedes needed this one to remain in the hunt for a wildcard. The Swedes forgot about the Thursday night game and left WR White and his 28.80pts on the bench only for WR Thomas to take the field and deliver 25.70pts. It makes no sense I tell ya!


It Makes No Sense.

A changed man?

Tttaylor. The enigma of the league. Are you just toying with us? A season high 151.82pts on the back of the finest QB performance I'm ever seen from ex-offender Vick leaves Ttttaylor at 5 & 5 and right back in the wildcard race. 79FC won't have to play the like of Vick and his 60.32pts every week but they will have to post more than 94.90pts if they want to reach the playoffs. 79FC, I rubbish you and your fantastic, I praise you and your rubbish. It makes no sense I tell ya!

It Makes No Sense.

"I'm gonna take us to the playoffs coach."

The Bones Rocks have been solid performers all season long and I'm not about to right them off after this defeat. 120Pts win far more games than it will lose this season. Royale with Td's have had their moments and this was certainly one of them. QB Garrard proved a fine replacement for Rivers who had fallen to a dose of bye fever. This win moves the Royale's to 5 & 5 and right back into the hunt for that precious wildcard. Did I mention WR Bowe and his 33.60pts? It makes no sense I tell ya?


If The Playoffs Where Today.



The end is in sight gentlemen. In just four short weeks we will know our playoff teams. At the time of writing only the Fear Factory, The Lottery and Bryants Baptists are out of it but may I take a moment to commend these teams coaches for their continued commitment to the league. As for the rest of you, your all still it!
The Playoffs will consist of our three divisional winners and the team in second with the best record. Tie breakers for final regular season standings are as follows:

* Overall Record (Winning Percentage)
* Points Scored
* Points Scored Against (Most Difficult Schedule)

As things stands the playoffs would look like this....

Bench Warmers (1) v Bones Rocks (4)

Yoda (2) v 79FC (3)



Vasco De Gama CNFLE II official bookmaker.


Tim Riggins Bench Warmers Evens
Yoda from Wales 2/1
Bone Rocks 4/1
Seventy Nine FC 4/1
Hairy Frog Disco 6/1
Ttttaylor 6/1
Super Swedes 8/1
French Leader 12/1
Royale With Td’s 15/1


1 comment:

  1. miamis first home shut out in 40years on the week that i play fear factory!! it makes no sense.. no sense at all i tell ya..

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